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Milt

January 20th, 2016 · No Comments

This little verse can be found in The Doug Skinner Dossier, available from Black Scat Books. Poor Milt!

MILT

Milt wandered down the dusty street,
And felt his life was incomplete.
He lifted up his troubled gaze
From all the city’s bustling ways,
Its squalid fights and sordid trysts,
And saw a mountain in the mists.
And as he gazed upon the peak,
His mouth went dry; his knees went weak.
He knew then that he couldn’t stop
Until he’d scaled it to the top.
So, he procured an ax and rope
And started up the rocky slope.
Although his footing often slipped,
And ledges crumbled where he gripped,
Although the climb was steep and hard,
At last, exhausted, sore, and scarred,
He stood upon the summit, then
Gazed down upon his fellow men.
A group of them had gathered there
Around the base to stand and stare,
To laugh at Milt, and call out jeers,
And ridicule all mountaineers.
Milt didn’t know they’d come to mock,
That he was now a laughingstock,
The butt of all the jokes in town.
He learned that when he went back down.

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Music for Viola and Keyboard

December 14th, 2015 · No Comments

I’ve written a number of pieces for viola and keyboard, mostly because the violist David Gold is willing to play them. I plan to write one for each letter of the alphabet (“A Grim Reckoning” doesn’t count). So far, these are the titles:

A Grim Reckoning
Kibosh
Lullabilious
Nocebo
Onus
Parget
Qualm
Respite
Stint
Tucket
Zibeline

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Hybrids

December 2nd, 2015 · 2 Comments

This biological alphabet can be found in The Doug Skinner Dossier, available from Black Scat Books.

HYBRIDS

the alligator bones the crocodile
the dog enters the fox
the goat humps the ibex
the jaguar knows the lynx
the mongoose nails the otter
the pika quickies the rabbit
the starfish taps the urchin
the vole works the xerus
the yeti zygotes the ape

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Starnose Mole Brings the Cheese Plate

November 22nd, 2015 · 3 Comments

CHEESEPLATE

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Black Scat Review 13

November 16th, 2015 · No Comments

The thirteenth issue of Black Scat Review is out! It is, fittingly, devoted to the subject of superstition. It also contains my short story “Find a Penny,” which is also fittingly devoted to the same subject. And I am one of thirteen contributors; the other twelve are: Paulo Brito, Eckhard Gerdes, Harold Jaffe, Soren James, Rick Krieger, Terri Lloyd, Monika Mori, Alice Pulaski, Frank Pulaski, Mylene Viger, Dominic Ward, and Carla M. Wilson. It’s edited by Norman Conquest, and Alice Pulaski designed the cover. It is, of course, available from Black Scat Books.

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Crumpled Napkin

November 9th, 2015 · 2 Comments

NAPKIN

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Stereoscope

November 2nd, 2015 · No Comments

STEREOSCOPE

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An Interview About “The Zombie of Great Peru”

October 26th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Bill Ectric has interviewed me about my translation of The Zombie of Great Peru, by Pierre-Corneille Blessebois, published earlier this year by Black Scat Books. It’s over at a site called Red Fez.

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Back Yard

October 19th, 2015 · 2 Comments

BACKYARD2

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Limerickshaw: Haiku for the John

October 12th, 2015 · 3 Comments

limerickshaw-detail

Black Scat Books has just released its eighth broadside, “Limerickshaw: Haiku for the John.” I’ve selected sixteen classic dirty limericks, and rewritten them as haiku. Cleansed of rhyme, each haiku reveals the laconic narrative at the core. Norman Conquest’s design incorporates an equally classic erotic Japanese print, showing a heteronormative couple generating children. It’s suitable for the boudoir or bath, although perhaps not other places in your home. The image above shows only a portion of this lovely and explicit poster.

12 x 18 inches; printed on prime 80# UV-coated, acid-free stock.
Only $10 from Black Scat Books.

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