August 25th, 2014 · 4 Comments
August 11th, 2014 · No Comments
I don’t want to be the pope in Rome,
Sitting underneath Saint Peter’s dome.
When the cardinals come knocking,
Then I guess that I’ll start locking
My door, and send those hopeful clerics home.
That’s the first of four verses; the accompaniment is slated for viola and tuba, but here it is in a form suitable for keyboard as well.
August 4th, 2014 · 3 Comments
July 28th, 2014 · 3 Comments
Uncle Bertie’s ankles are subjected to quite a bit of abuse in this song. In subsequent verses, they’re bitten, kicked, broken, stung, and burned. Finally, he’s eaten by a bear, leaving the ankles unharmed. Poor Uncle Bertie!
July 23rd, 2014 · 7 Comments
July 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment
July 2nd, 2014 · 3 Comments
The Unknown Adjective has arrived!
“Mr. Skinner knows many terrible, terrible secrets about us. We are once again fortunate that he chooses to share them so deftly and so altruistically.” —Mark Newgarden
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June 30th, 2014 · 2 Comments
One of our more unusual vice presidents, Dick Cheney, has been in the news again. I combined two photos of him for this portrait, done back when he was in office.
June 23rd, 2014 · 4 Comments
I write musical acronyms by taking the first beat of every measure from a given piece. For the first one, I chose Haydn’s sparkling piano sonata in C major, XVI/35. The result keeps much of the character of Haydn, but is shorter and a bit more abrupt. It’s still surprisingly coherent, though; Haydn’s clarity shines through.
June 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment
I’ve always felt sorry for Jesus’s brother James, destined to be overshadowed. But then, he wasn’t crucified, either. Here are the first four verses of six.